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Jesus is Coming Back, But Not Today

A guest post by Adam Graham

Many will gloat today, thanks to those who proclaimed Christ’s return today only for it not to happen. Their words come to us in scripture:

knowing this first: that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts and saying, “Where is the promise of His coming? For since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.”-2 Peters 3:3,4 (KJ21)

Scripture disallows predicting Christ’s return.  The Lord tells us that “No man knows the day or the hour.” (Matthew 24:36). Peter echoes Christ’s words, saying, “the day of the Lord will come as a thief in a night.” (2 Peter 3:10). A thief, of course, comes suddenly and unexpectedly. They don’t put up billboards and they don’t tell other people to put up billboards.

Rather, the people who predicted Christ would return today (May 21, 2011) were false prophets. In 2 Peter 2:1, Peter warned, “But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you.” And stated that because of these false prophets, “the way of truth shall be evilly spoken of.” This particular type of false prophet follows right in line with Christ’s warnings in Matthew 24:23-27 (KJ21):

Then if any man shall say unto you, `Lo, here is Christ,’ or `there,’ believe it not. For there shall arise false christs and false prophets and shall show great signs and wonders, insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect. Behold, I have told you before.

Therefore, if they shall say unto you, `Behold, He is in the desert!’ go not forth; or `Behold, He is in the secret chambers!’ believe it not. For as the lightning cometh out of the east and shineth even unto the west, so shall also the coming of the Son of Man be.

So, we should not be astounded that people falsely predict the date Christ’s return. Christ knew about this sort of nonsense while he was on Earth.

A little know secret, if one only follows popular media and culture, is that Christians have a lot of debate about the end times. Will there be a literal millennium? Will Christians have to suffer through the tribulation before Christ returns, or will he catch us away ahead of the tribulation or at some point in the middle? Will the tribulation be 3 1/2 years or seven years? Did any of the relevant end times prophesies have their final fulfillment in Nero and the destruction of the temple clear back in 70 AD? None of these questions have been settled definitely, nor can they be until the final chapter of His Story is written and Christ returns.

The scriptures used to support any particular set of answers to these question is endued with possible double meanings, dream imagery, and vagueness that it is often misquoted and taken out of context.  Though some of the potential answers seem more likely to me than others, I’ve given up on trying to discern a timeline. Still, I agree with the generations-old testimony of many Christians, “Christ has died, Christ is risen, Christ will come again.”

The Lord is not slack concerning His promise, as some men count slackness, but is longsuffering toward us, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. 2 Peter 3:9 (ESV)

Christ will come again, but he’ll come on his time line, not ours. And he told us to “occupy until I come” not to “occupy with my coming.”

But what exactly does the coming of Christ mean? I’ve long struggled with that. When I was a childish little boy, I was angry with older people for their exuberance and hope that Christ would soon return. I considered it was selfish of them to want my life on Earth to end before I’d even gotten started.

When I grew into a young man, I noticed that some Christians in the post-trib, mid-trib, and the  pre-trib rapture camps use the eminent return of Christ as an excuse to let the world go to pot.  For too many, the return of Christ has become an exercise in  escapism from our responsibilities here on Earth.

At thirty, I’ve come to understand that, while there are selfish reasons to hope for Christ’s return, and there are lazy or cowardly to hope for Christ’s return, there are also some very good reasons to hope for Christ’s return.

First is the idea of being reunited physically with Christ, with the one who  first loved us. To be physically in the presence of the Lord is an awesome thought.

When we look upon this world, suffering and evil are  all around us. Abortion, child abuse, drug abuse, human trafficking, war, poverty, and hatred run rampant across the globe, leaving countless victims in their wake.  This has been brought home to me in the trial of the alleged murderer of Robert Manwill, a local eight-year old here in Boise, Idaho who died of horrific abuse. For the Robert Manwills of the world,  for the abused and oppressed across the face of the Earth,  Christ’s return will bring peace and deliverance.

We should do what we can to address these problems, but our solutions are rarely adequate. Often, good-intentioned efforts end up creating a whole new set of problems. In Christ’s reign, we will realize our long-held dreams of peace and brotherhood. The more I see of our world’s problems, the more I believe earnestly in the prayer, “Thy Kingdom come.”

Adam Graham is the author of the comedic superhero novel Tales of the Dim Knight from Splashdown Books. He writes for Pajamasmedia.com, laserandsword.com, and hosts the Great Detectives of Old Time Radio podcast. He lives with his wife and writing partner, Andrea Graham, and their cat Joybell in Boise, Idaho.

Blatant But Funny Promo (Last one, I Promise)

Top 10 Reasons to Love Tales of the Dim Knight

By Adam Graham

10) You’re between the ages of 25-45

If you’re in this overly wide demographic, and enjoyed watching Saturday morning cartoons as a child, Tales of the Dim Knight will bring back great memories of shows like Superfriends, Batman: The Animated Series, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Batman (the 1960s series version), Underdog, and Darkwing Duck.

We even had one hopeful marketing conversation with a Mr. Terrance Mann, who said, “People will come, Adam. They’ll most definitely come. They’ll come to you to ask about the book, as innocent as children, longing for the past. ‘We don’t mind if you buy a copy,’ you’ll say, ‘it’s just $10.95 forpaperback, $4.25 on Kindle, and $5.95 for all other e-book readers.’ They’ll hand over the money without a second thought. Because it’s money they have and wholesome laughter they lack.”Or something like that.

9) We Have a Cool Cover

Payno attention to the old saying, “You can’t judge a book by its cover.” Instead, think:

“Cool cover equals really cool book.” And then take a look at this cover by Holly Heisey:

Need I say more? No, but a top ten list that stops with the second item on the list and lists it as 9) is too weird even for me.

8) The Superhero Team Up

If you’re a warm-blooded superhero fan, nothing warms your heart like superheroes joining forces to take on really bad dudes. Whether it’s Batman and Superman, Spider-man and Daredevil, or even Darkwing Duck and Gizmoduck, a team up makes the story more exciting. So in Tales of the Dim Knight, Powerhouse joins forces with three other heroes in a battle in which the stakes are (of course), the future of all mankind.

7) Real Christian Characters
The media portrayal of Christians is usually pretty annoying. At one extreme, you have the hypocrites and crazy psychopaths spouting Bible verses that inhabit much of the media. At the other extreme, you have the all-too-perfect characters who act like they memorized Evidence that Demands a Verdict and a dozen other pop Christian books.

With our Christian characters, we seek to introduce you to real, decent-hearted folks who try to do the best they can, but don’t always know the right thing to say and don’t always come off well. Sound like anyone you know?

6) Great Superhero Gadgets

Consider just a few of the devices featured in Tales of the Dim Knight: a rocket pack, an airship that shrinks down to pocket-sized, a shape-shifting key, force fields, a 50-foot giant robot, shock collars, and a cloaking device that hides all the furniture in the room. To paraphrase one of our characters, we have more hardware than True Value.
5) It’s Serialized Fiction

As my work at Laser and Sword will attest, I’m a huge fan of serial fiction. Reading Tales of the Dim Knight is like watching a season of your favorite superhero show, as he battles for honesty and fair play in his continuous skirmish against evil. While underlying threads weave through out each story, Dave has a wide variety of adventures to please your palette.

4) Multiple Secret Identities

Unlike some poor superheroes who have only one alter ego, Mild-Mannered Janitor Dave Johnson actually has three alter egos in the course of the book: Powerhouse, the Red Flame, and the Emerald Avenger. It’s three heroes for the price of one.

3) Great Villains

Great Superhero stories require great villains, and in Tales of the Dim Knight, Powerhouse battles a veritable rogue’s gallery of classic villains. Marco Silvano is the father of a mob family who has a soft spot for his kids, Night Lord is a drug lord who refuses to do any hit jobs before evening. The old-fashioned Diablo believes in the tried and true villain methods of tying victims above pools of acid and contends there’s no such thing as too much high explosives. Ahmed is an Islamic terrorist threatening to blow up Megalopolis. Leona Campbell is an ice queen divorce attorney and self-help guru who teaches there’s way too much loyalty in the world.

2) A Family Story

Tales of the Dim Knight has a serious side. Dave becoming a superhero puts a strain on his family when he doesn’t tell his wife his secret and she suspects he’s cheating on her. At the same time, she finds herself attracted to Powerhouse. Can the Johnson family survive Dave’s superpowers?

1) It’s Lots of Laughs

All seriousness aside, Tales of the Dim Knight parodies countless superhero tropes, supervillain tropes, and even some non-comics stuff, such as a speed-dating scene that features a tactless detective. You’ll laugh until you stop laughing. It’s guaranteed to be the funniest novel you’ll read this year.*
*Legal Disclaimers: This guarantee is not valid, and hence a reason for a cause of action, in foreign countries, Alaska, Hawaii, U.S. Territories, commonwealths, or protectorates, or the Continental United States. In addition, the guarantee is valid only for novels which feature both superheroes and speed dating and were published in November 2010. Void where prohibited.

Safety Advisory: Be advised that reading this book while drinking may cause you to laugh so hard your drink spews out your nose. Should not be read or thought about while operating heavy machinery.

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Guest Post: Managing Your Stress Level By Mary M. Byers

I recently partnered up with Making Work at Home Work as a blogger.

Expanding and Contracting: Managing Your Stress Level

By Mary M. Byers


My work is seasonal. I make about 30% of my income for the entire year in one month! That’s the good news. The bad news is that it can be stressful getting through such a busy time. That’s where the concept of “Expanding and Contracting” comes in. Expanding and contracting requires making a conscious decision regarding how big your life view is going to be at any given time. For example, I once had a speaking engagement in my home town. Since my mother lived there, I decided to take my children along so they could spend some time with grandma.
Several weeks before the engagement, my world view was still large. I could look at the calendar for the entire month, make plans for later in the summer, and keep an active “To Do” list for the week. As the engagement approached, however, I narrowed my focus to getting my presentation ready and getting myself and the kids packed. The day before our departure, getting out the door and to Grandma’s house was ALL I focused on. As soon as my
presentation was over, however, I was able to expand my focus again and begin planning for our next trip—a family vacation.
You’ve probably used these concepts of expanding and contracting without even knowing it. Think about the last time you had friends over for dinner. When you called to extend the invitation, your life view was still large. As you approached the day of the meal, your view contracted as you began to plan the menu and make your grocery list. The day of the event, your view likely contracted even more, to the point of being focused on straightening the house and getting the food prepared. After your guests arrived, your view could begin to expand again and by the time they left, you were probably already thinking ahead to what the next day would bring.

Expanding and contracting your view is extremely useful in staving off stress. As I view my calendar some days and an overwhelmed feeling starts creeping over me, I simply take a deep breathe (or two, or three, or ten, depending on the situation!) and ask myself, “How can I contract my focus?” Doing so keeps me from being paralyzed and gives me a focal point toward which to direct my energy. It’s an extremely effective means of staying sane when you’re running a home and a business under one roof. Having a laser focus is necessary sometimes just to get you through the day.

What techniques do you use to help you get through your work-related busy times?
E-mail me at mbyers@marybyers.com and I’ll share your tricks in my next post. Until then, now that I’m done traveling for awhile, I’m expanding my focus again and it feels good!

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Mary Byers is the author of Making Work at Home Work: Successfully
Growing a Business and a Family Under One Roof
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